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12-10-2009
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The dutch wife technology in Japan has excelled to incredible levels - the land of the rising sun brings us the future yet again.Candy Girl and then the Cutie Doll which came with a brain unit.But now Japan brings us the worlds first (?) cuddly plush dutch waifu - the Himeno Aoi.Aoi is perfect for folks who grew up cuddling teddy bears but didn't fancy making out with one - now you can get the same texture which looks like a Homo. Sapien.Aoi comes with a new technology called Shadow Expression Engine (tm). Depending on how you shine a torch on her face, the shadows casted on her face will make it look like shes either angry, sad, pi*sed off or has a bad headache.When you shine a torch on Aoi's face at a 30 degree angle perpendicular to her nose, she gives the Shadow Expression Engine "I'm-going-to-rip-your-soul-apart" Yandere gesture.A dutch waifu is not complete without a soft set of seducing sweet bouncy eyes and Himeno Aoi is no exception. Have a look at these - fwoargh.Himeno Aoi is 1/1 scale and can probably wear your sisters clothes.Himeno Aoi comes with Human Touch Technology(tm) which increases her temperature when you hug her - so that it feels better. All you have to do is place her in the oven pre-heated at 60C for 3 hours. Unlike other dutch wives who usually just sit around not doing much, Hineno Aoi comes with Cybernetic Anthropoid Reaction Sockets which give her the ability to move her legs and walk about meaning that you can both go out n about the town together.In order to make use of the Cybernetic Anthropoid Reaction Sockets, all you have to do is tie Aoi-chan to your back and tie her feet to your feet. She should be facing away from your back or people may think you are odd and that shes only a crazy looking plush dutch waifu (which she is not).Unlike a homo sapien which requires costly shampoo, soap, toothpaste and what have you - you can just throw Himeno into the washing machine along with your shoes and skiddy pants.Himeno Aoi can wear any garment from your family's wardrobe like this.After owning Himeno for a while, she will want to go to school so make sure you kit her out properly. And how much does Himeno cost? Not 10 USD, not 100 USD, but 455 USD from Kanojyo Toys. Folks in Japan can even buy her at Amazon.The future is here. Cutie Doll.Candy Girl Ai. Question to Dollfie owners - would you get a Candy Girl if they cost the same price as a Dolfie? Yes 0% No 0% Vote recorded. Thanks! You already voted. But wait - nearly forgot about the real life scenario. You are in a boat which is struck by a gigantic Sea Baboon. The ship is about to sink and you see Hineno Aoi, Cutie Doll and Candy Girl Ai all calling out to you for help - which do you save so that you can take her to the deserted Island nearby? Which do you save? Candy Girl Ai 0% Cutie Doll 0% Hineno Aoi 0% Vote recorded. Thanks! You already voted. Some images in this post sourced from here and here.
The dutch wife technology in Japan has excelled to incredible levels - the land of the rising sun brings us the future yet again.Candy Girl and then the Cutie Doll which came with a brain unit.But now Japan brings us the worlds first (?) cuddly plush dutch waifu - the Himeno Aoi.Aoi is perfect for folks who grew up cuddling teddy bears but didn't fancy making out with one - now you can get the same texture which looks like a Homo. Sapien.Aoi comes with a new technology called Shadow Expression Engine (tm). Depending on how you shine a torch on her face, the shadows casted on her face will make it look like shes either angry, sad, pi*sed off or has a bad headache.When you shine a torch on Aoi's face at a 30 degree angle perpendicular to her nose, she gives the Shadow Expression Engine "I'm-going-to-rip-your-soul-apart" Yandere gesture.A dutch waifu is not complete without a soft set of seducing sweet bouncy eyes and Himeno Aoi is no exception. Have a look at these - fwoargh.Himeno Aoi is 1/1 scale and can probably wear your sisters clothes.Himeno Aoi comes with Human Touch Technology(tm) which increases her temperature when you hug her - so that it feels better. All you have to do is place her in the oven pre-heated at 60C for 3 hours. Unlike other dutch wives who usually just sit around not doing much, Hineno Aoi comes with Cybernetic Anthropoid Reaction Sockets which give her the ability to move her legs and walk about meaning that you can both go out n about the town together.In order to make use of the Cybernetic Anthropoid Reaction Sockets, all you have to do is tie Aoi-chan to your back and tie her feet to your feet. She should be facing away from your back or people may think you are odd and that shes only a crazy looking plush dutch waifu (which she is not).Unlike a homo sapien which requires costly shampoo, soap, toothpaste and what have you - you can just throw Himeno into the washing machine along with your shoes and skiddy pants.Himeno Aoi can wear any garment from your family's wardrobe like this.After owning Himeno for a while, she will want to go to school so make sure you kit her out properly. And how much does Himeno cost? Not 10 USD, not 100 USD, but 455 USD from Kanojyo Toys. Folks in Japan can even buy her at Amazon.The future is here. Cutie Doll.Candy Girl Ai. Question to Dollfie owners - would you get a Candy Girl if they cost the same price as a Dolfie? Yes 0% No 0% Vote recorded. Thanks! You already voted. But wait - nearly forgot about the real life scenario. You are in a boat which is struck by a gigantic Sea Baboon. The ship is about to sink and you see Hineno Aoi, Cutie Doll and Candy Girl Ai all calling out to you for help - which do you save so that you can take her to the deserted Island nearby? Which do you save? Candy Girl Ai 0% Cutie Doll 0% Hineno Aoi 0% Vote recorded. Thanks! You already voted. Some images in this post sourced from here and here.
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